{"id":1047,"date":"2014-11-24T16:22:13","date_gmt":"2014-11-24T14:22:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogyokko.wfs.ro\/?p=1047"},"modified":"2014-11-24T16:29:29","modified_gmt":"2014-11-24T14:29:29","slug":"cartea-despre-femeia-perfecta-o-gasiti-la-categoria-sf-uri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yokko.ro\/blog\/cartea-despre-femeia-perfecta-o-gasiti-la-categoria-sf-uri\/","title":{"rendered":"Cartea despre femeia perfect\u0103? O g\u0103si\u021bi la categoria SF-uri :))"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u0218ti\u021bi bancul acela cu doi poli\u021bi\u0219ti care intr\u0103 \u00eentr-o libr\u0103rie? \u0218tiu c\u0103 deja a\u021bi r\u00e2s \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

Poanta era c\u0103 intr\u0103 poli\u021bi\u0219tii \u00een libr\u0103rie \u0219i fata de la cas\u0103 \u00eei \u00eentreab\u0103: Ce-i, b\u0103ie\u021bi, a \u00eenceput s\u0103 plou\u0103?<\/p>\n

Asta e o glum\u0103, dar s\u0103 cau\u021bi femeia perfect\u0103 e, mai degrab\u0103, o tragedie cert\u0103. E cronica unei ne\u00eempliniri anun\u021bate. Mai ales dac\u0103 ai impresia c\u0103 o s\u0103 vin\u0103 dotat\u0103 cu toate darurile, ca un Mo\u0219 Cr\u0103ciun la feminin. Mda\u2026 Uite-a\u0219a o barb\u0103 avea.<\/p>\n

B\u0103rbatul a vrut mereu s\u0103 v\u00e2neze Mistre\u021bul cu col\u021bi de argint, pentru asta s-a preg\u0103tit intens. \u0218i-a f\u0103cut arc cu s\u0103geat\u0103 de lemn, de fier \u0219i de foc. \u0218i-a str\u00e2ns o mic\u0103 armat\u0103. A mers pe c\u0103r\u0103ri ne\u0219tiute. Un singur lucru i-a dat v\u00e2n\u0103toarea peste cap: Mistre\u021bul nu exist\u0103.<\/p>\n

Femeia<\/a> trebuie \u00een\u021beleas\u0103 a\u0219a cum ne \u00een\u021belegem prietenii.
\nE beat? \u00cel ajut\u0103m s\u0103 ajung\u0103 la taxi. Eventual \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 acas\u0103. Iar a doua zi glumim despre asta.<\/p>\n

Spune te miri ce t\u00e2mpenie? N-a m\u00e2ncat \u0219i face ur\u00e2t c\u00e2nd \u00eei e foame.
\nA dat ma\u0219ina peste cap? Ma\u0219ina pe care o \u00eemprumutase de la tine?! Ce bine c\u0103 e \u00een via\u021b\u0103! Frumos. Atunci de ce o cer\u021bi pe a ta c\u0103 a dat cu spatele \u0219i a lovit un st\u00e2lp mic dintr-o pacare?<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 b\u0103rba\u021bii ar fi la fel de \u00een\u021beleg\u0103tori cu femeile de l\u00e2ng\u0103 ei cum sunt cu prietenii, am tr\u0103i cu to\u021bii \u00eentr-o lume mai bun\u0103, dar ocolim cu brio centrul \u0219i ne ducem c\u0103tre extreme: B\u0103rbatul ori e sub papuc, ori e dictator la el \u00een cas\u0103!<\/p>\n

Se tot spune c\u0103 femeile<\/a> trebuie iubite, nu \u00een\u021belese. E o t\u00e2mpenie uria\u0219\u0103.
\nCe iube\u0219ti la ea dac\u0103 nu \u0219tii cine e?
\nIube\u0219ti o imagine fals\u0103 despre ea?
\nIube\u0219ti starea de bine pe care o sim\u021bi c\u00e2nd e\u0219ti cu ea?
\nDeci o iube\u0219ti pe ea sau te iube\u0219ti pe tine?<\/p>\n

\"radu-f\"<\/a>Mama avea o vorb\u0103 riscant\u0103, pe care n-am mai auzit-o dup\u0103 89. Ar fi trebuit, pentru c\u0103 s-a schimbat regimul politic, oamenii au r\u0103mas cam la fel. Ideea era c\u0103 b\u0103rbatul care caut\u0103 o femeie pentru o via\u021b\u0103 o vrea doamn\u0103 pe strad\u0103, gospodin\u0103 \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie \u0219i curv\u0103 \u00een pat.<\/p>\n

Cei care o \u0219i g\u0103sesc sunt aceia care au \u00een\u021beles c\u0103 nu pot avea dec\u00e2t dou\u0103 din trei.<\/p>\n

Guest-post Radu F. Constantinescu<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u0218ti\u021bi bancul acela cu doi poli\u021bi\u0219ti care intr\u0103 \u00eentr-o libr\u0103rie? \u0218tiu c\u0103 deja a\u021bi r\u00e2s \ud83d\ude42 Poanta era c\u0103 intr\u0103 poli\u021bi\u0219tii \u00een libr\u0103rie \u0219i fata de la cas\u0103 \u00eei \u00eentreab\u0103: Ce-i, b\u0103ie\u021bi, a \u00eenceput s\u0103 plou\u0103?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1051,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[64,54,65],"class_list":["post-1047","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-in-trend","tag-femeia-perfecta","tag-radu-f-constantinescu","tag-rochii"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yokko.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1047","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yokko.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yokko.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yokko.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yokko.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1047"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.yokko.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1047\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1054,"href":"https:\/\/www.yokko.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1047\/revisions\/1054"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yokko.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1051"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yokko.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1047"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yokko.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1047"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yokko.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1047"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}